I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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