i don't like sucking hair
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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