Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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