I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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