is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
be right there i have to get my cape
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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