Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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