I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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