I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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