Do you still have your period?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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