im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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