people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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