Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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