She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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