He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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