lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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