absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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