Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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