id be glad to
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
