There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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