I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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