Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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