Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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