ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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