he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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