i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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