Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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