he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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