one might say we're banned from that church
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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