Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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