You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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