Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
