don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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