I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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