you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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