GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We just shotgunned beers for America
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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