mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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