...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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