problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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