I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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