I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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