Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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