dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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