its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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