It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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