I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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