I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It's blow job season.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
