remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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