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• (917): View more from New York City

  There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Aren't all three of those the same though?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know you.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom

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• (818): View more from California

  That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere

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