i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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