I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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