He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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