She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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