Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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