3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Let's paint friendship bongs
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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