just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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