Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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