Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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