Having a random hookup so left but love u
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
